i'm reading on Microsoft's site that SQL Server 2005 Express Edition has Profiler:
Local and Relational Servers only.
(i'm not sure what a non-relational SQL Server is, but whatever)
It says it's there, where is it?
In SQL Server 7, SQL Server 2000, SQL Server 2005 and SQL Server 2008, i would go to the Tools menu:
But in SQL Server 2005 Express Edition, Microsoft decided to hide it: