I'm not port forwarding that way either or anything like that.
So yeah, I have a (paid) static outside ip, and when I type that in I get access to my browser. What the hell is up with this? This question is related to another issue I'm dealing with (question asked just 5 minutes ago) about ports 80 (error 503) and 8080 (404, resolved), rails, db migrations, port forwarding, and all other sorts of crap.
It's a NETGEAR DGN1000.