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These days server naming is a bit of a lost art. Most large organizations don't allow for fanciful names and name their servers with jumbles of digits and letters. In the olden days just about every system administrator came up with a unique naming scheme, well, sometimes unique - many just settled for Star Trek characters.

To this day my favorite server name is Qantas - a Unix server that Joel Spolsky has or used to have. Why Qantas? You'd have to ask Rainman.

So my question is this - what is the coolest server name or naming convention that you encountered? Let the geekfest begin.

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There really is nothing cool about starting work at a new company to find all the 2000 servers have cool names that have no relation to their function. Functional names maybe dull but they lower the learning curve when you're getting to grips with the systems.Use cnames for the "cool" names. – Geoff Jul 28 '09 at 21:02
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There is nothing cool starting work for a company that has all its servers named serverXYZ0123 and incrementing down/up from there. – kmarsh Aug 4 '09 at 14:15
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We did Star Trek ships, but the race determined the OS on the server... Federation=Solaris, Vulcan=OSX, Klingon=Linux, Romulan=AIX, and Feringi=Microsoft. – dacracot Nov 18 '09 at 19:47
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Functional names never work, IME. You name a server and three years later it's doing something completely different from what you thought it was going to be used for. Also, you get wonderful servernames like miscSQL1, which is about as helpful as a chocolate teapot. – Richard Gadsden Dec 1 '09 at 11:12
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Nowdays with Virtual machines, I think functional names are perfect. I takes me about 4 minutes to copy a vhd and run NewSid on a Windows Server image and have a brand new machine for any simple task. Three years later I might have 50 VMs instead of 5 Physical hosts, but they are much easier to manage. – BLAKE Jan 10 at 2:44
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One of my inventions, of which I was the most proud, was a server naming scheme I came up with at a previous employer. It was called the RFB scheme. We had a tradition in place of using rather tasteless humour for determining systemic nomenclatures. Previously, we'd employed a convention a friend of mine had suggested, using euphemisms for vomiting ( yak, ralph, hurl, chunder etc. ) but this had leaked up towards management who freaked that it might offend potential customers if the hostnames were somehow exposed, via mail headers or some such, and firmly suggested we change it to something tamer.

So we needed something innocuous, memorable, preferably with a payload of appropriately tasteless humour somehow opaque to everyone bar the tech ops. I remembered reading a list years previously, either on a BBS or USENET which I'd found morbidly amusing. Supposedly representative of a survey taken from Surgery magazine, of various objects removed from patients in emergency rooms, called the Rectal Foreign Bodies list. It was perfect, even coming with it's own snazzy sounding cryptic Three Letter Acronym. The RFB cluster was born.

This scheme was successfully deployed for a few years, I think without the management types ever cottoning on to just why these innocent, random sounding computer names used to elicit such childish smirking and nodding between members of their technical staff.

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"Hey man, what's the name of the new server?" "toothbrush" "Awwww, sick!" – vitule Nov 5 '08 at 18:12
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A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, and the list goes on and on. – SauceMaster Nov 5 '08 at 18:52
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I just looked that up. I read "frozen pigs tail" and decided that's enough education for me for the day. Priceless. – Steve B. Dec 29 '08 at 22:54
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did you have one called frozen-pigs-tail??? Sick – Vasil Mar 21 '09 at 14:05
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I'm amazed at the interesting things you can find by searching for the "Gurus" with the lowest reputation :) – Daniel Daranas Jul 1 '09 at 9:55
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Elements of the periodic table. We also use the element number in the IP address, so

Hydrogen = 192.168.0.1

Helium = 192.168.0.2

etc.

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Our QA lab guys used elements for some of their servers, and I gave them crap about it because the low octet of the IP was NOT the atomic number. – Tim Farley Nov 5 '08 at 14:24
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Do you have to start inventing new elements when you end up with more servers than elements? – Chris Ballance Nov 5 '08 at 18:11
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This could be confusing. "Uranium isn't secure. Call the feds!" "Xenon is an Itanium." "Lithium is on battery power." "Yesterday was patch day. Is Technetium stable?" "Don't put the code on Silicon, it's not complete yet, and you'll waste chips!" – Jeffrey L Whitledge Nov 7 '08 at 16:51
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"We connected Hydrogen and Oxygen, but they blow up!" – Myrrdyn Nov 9 '08 at 15:40
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The best part about this one is that you can put up a poster of the periodic table as your server map. :-) – T.E.D. Dec 30 '08 at 14:39
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The funniest server name story I have is from when I worked at the Kennedy Space Center. On our particular project, our main server was named snowwhite, and the 7 client workstations were named after the Seven Dwarves. The kicker is, one day one of our engineers ran into a Disney Imagineer who worked at Walt Disney World, and they started talking about server names. The Disney Imagineer said "that's funny, we have a group of servers named columbia, challenger, atlantis, and discovery."

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wow, the real irony would be if one of them crashed. – Karan Nov 5 '08 at 5:29
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Well... only run Windows Server 2008 ;) – Vyas Bharghava Nov 5 '08 at 6:47
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Actually it would not be ironic if one of them crashed. Servers crash and if one that was named after a shace shuttle crashed it would be quite the opposite of ironic - just happenstance. – Anonymous Nov 8 '08 at 23:55
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That is too funny! It was like that time I named my servers after the Playmates of the month and bumped into an IT guy at Playboy.com well except for the part where his servers were named after anything to do with my industry. :) Karan...that was a tasteless comment. – Mike Brown Nov 10 '08 at 14:22
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@paul.richardon You're right. The real irony would be if the Challenger server never crashed. – Frank Crook Apr 9 '09 at 13:35
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Use Google Sets to expand a list of a few items, into a list with many items. For example let's suppose you want a set (or list) of Star Wars characters, but can only think of a few. Enter a the ones you can think of, and Google sets will return a whole list of others you can use for server names.

Great way to get a list for server names!

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I fed it a list of popes, and it gave me more. Oddly, it also included "judthestud". Pope Jud the Stud XVII, coming right up. – JasonFruit Nov 5 '08 at 20:31
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Brilliant! Now I just put in "hell", "hades", "gehenna", "sheol" and hit the button, and I've got a bunch of names for all the windows machines! – Evan Jan 30 '09 at 6:46
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+1 for pointing me to a new and fun Google app – Branan Feb 3 '09 at 17:50
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I'm just surprised there was 16 previous 'Jud the Stud's. – Alister Bulman Jun 5 at 20:17
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Unix boxes named after Greek gods (Apollo, Zeus, etc.)

Windows machines named after Muppets (Fozzy, Beaker, etc.)

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I like your thinking :) – Brabster Nov 4 '08 at 20:09
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very appropriate, ahahaha – Anders Nov 5 '08 at 21:09
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The Muppets Wiki has more than 400 characters that can be used as names muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Muppet_Show_Characters – Dirk Paessler Sep 16 '09 at 9:28
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I thought of two different naming schemes this week for a situation where there are redundant servers with one at a primary datacentre and its doppleganger at a secondary datacentre. Each server would have a name that is related to its match.

The first idea was related car models:

Taurus / Sable

Cavalier / Sunfire

The problem there was deciding which was primary and which was secondary. A better (and more fun) solution was superheros and their secret identities:

Hulk / Banner

Spidey / Parker

Superman / Kent

Batman / Wayne

Robin / Grayson

Batgirl / Gordon

Tarzan / Greystoke

Robinhood / Loxley

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Yep, we do superheroes at PBJS. Hulk, Lex, Silversurfer, Thing. Also our company email list is superfriends :) – discorax Nov 7 '08 at 18:42
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No, it should be Kent/Superman. Superman is the true identity, the geeky clark Kent is the put on. – Kevin Nov 21 '08 at 22:23
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Use MOUNTAINS!

Why?

  • There's a TONNE of them.
  • You'll never run out of names.
  • They're easy to Type:
  • FUJI, MAYON, EVEREST, K2
  • Volcanoes are used for volatile servers
  • Long mountain names like KILIMANJARO are servers that you don't want people to log onto
  • Different Mountain RAnges can serve as Clusters or a SAN. (The Rockies, Andes, Alps)
  • It's always the user's fault when they crash into a mountain
    • Mountains don't crash
  • However, sometimes they explode (VESUVIUS)
  • You can rank them by Height and represent many of them pictorially in Network diagrams. (The Matterhorn, Mt. Fuji)
  • Mountains are great Security fortresses (Why do you think China wants to keep Tibet... it's a plateau beside India!)
  • They are visible from outer space.
  • They can be classified in many different ways.
  • They can be Local (Intranet Servers) or in other countries/continents (WANs)
  • They are common to ALL people in all countries.
  • They can be named after people's local hometown mountains. (When I was a kid I climbed to the peak of x mountain)

MOUNTAINS!!!


edit:

VMWare (and other Virtual Machines) can be named after "Undersea Volcanoes" like Loihi, They exist, but you can't see them without special equipment.

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Too much caffeine? – Bryan Denny Dec 20 '08 at 20:09
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MOUNTAINS!!! (Sorry I was getting into the spirit of things) – Ali Parr Feb 3 '09 at 10:20
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Now moving Mt Fuji is easy :p – Johan Buret Feb 19 '09 at 16:30
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Too bad I come from The Netherlands ;) – Jeroen Landheer Oct 12 '09 at 19:24
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I'm getting MASSIVE packet loss and i cant ssh to Eyjafjallajökull. Whats wrong? – Iraklis Jun 2 at 11:59
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It may be worth referring to RFC 1178- "Choosing a name for your computer":

Naming groups of machines in a common way is very popular, and enhances communality while displaying depth of knowledge as well as imagination. A simple example is to use colors, such as "red" and "blue". Personality can be injected by choices such as "aqua" and "crimson". Certain sets are finite, such as the seven dwarfs. When you order your first seven computers, keep in mind that you will probably get more next year. Colors will never run out. Some more suggestions are: mythical places (e.g., Midgard, Styx, Paradise), mythical people (e.g., Procne, Tereus, Zeus), killers (e.g., Cain, Burr, Boleyn), babies (e.g., colt, puppy, tadpole, elver), collectives (e.g., passel, plague, bevy, covey), elements (e.g., helium, argon, zinc), flowers (e.g., tulip, peony, lilac, arbutus). Get the idea?
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"Colors will never run out" - HA! That's what they said about IPv4 Addresses as well! – Michael Stum Nov 10 '08 at 14:51
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"colors will never run out". Yeah, and here I am sitting at ffc6c6.mit.edu – Enno Nov 27 '08 at 9:25
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@Enno: You can just start adding the alpha channel, you know, for transparency : feb32009.mit.edu (that's not only a color - it's a date!). – Dennis Williamson Oct 19 '09 at 0:59
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"The human eye can distinguish 300,000 shades of color. Women have named them all." (anonymous) – warren Nov 30 '09 at 10:20
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We use Simpson names.

I try to match the name based upon what the server does or what it is made out of.

For instance, some health related servers are called DRNICK and DRHIBBERT.

We have a firewall... WIGGUM

Servers that do not behave properly... JIMBO and NELSON

I have one in a Spanish Speaking office... BUMBLEBEEMAN

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We do the same thing. Our SQL Server is Lisa because she's the smartest. Our weirdly behaving workstation is named Cletus. – Bill Nov 5 '08 at 0:58
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"Don't fail me now, brain!" – Mitch Wheat Nov 9 '08 at 2:59
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I was trying to think of a name for my new server, you just saved me the trouble, thank you! FRINK is now an 8GB, quad core database server. – Jason Dec 5 '08 at 16:02
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we did too in my first job. guess our customers reaction when they knew we had a pair of servers named Itchy & Scratchy. – icelava Jul 29 '09 at 5:51
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I wouldn't trust a machine called DRNICK, he wasn't the best at 'managing resources' after all. – thepocketwade Jul 29 '09 at 16:52
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I once worked at a place where we had a server called "YOURMOM".

The jokes were endless:

"I just turned on YOURMOM"

lots of jokes about forking and backing up as well.

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hee hee. We had one called Natasha for Natasha Henstridge. "Just hop onto Natasha and get file x" – asp316 Feb 11 '09 at 18:40
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"Hey yourmom just went down on me again!" – Ben Daniel Feb 27 '09 at 7:18
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i'm gonna boot yourmom up. – icelava Jul 29 '09 at 5:54
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Create a directory off of root called /oven. When the box needs attention, create a file 'bun' in said directory. Then the page at 2am can read, "YOURMOM has a bun in the /oven. Please contact support department." – Kelly French Aug 31 '09 at 13:35
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Why, the poster asked for coolest, so here goes:

  • air-conditioned
  • algid
  • arctic
  • biting
  • chill
  • chilled
  • chilling
  • chilly
  • coldish
  • frigid
  • frore
  • frosty
  • gelid
  • hawkish
  • nipping
  • refreshing
  • refrigerated
  • shivery
  • snappy
  • wintry
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When thesaurus attacks! – spoulson Nov 5 '08 at 12:41
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How about Siberia, Arctic, Antarctic, Winnipeg? – lkessler Nov 6 '08 at 14:29
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You forgot hoary – Patrick McDonald Feb 5 '09 at 16:19
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No "0 Kelvin" ? – icelava Jul 29 '09 at 5:52
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I've used the seven deadly sins before

  • lust
  • gluttony
  • greed
  • sloth
  • wrath
  • envy
  • pride

When I ran out, I continued on with the seven virtues

  • prudence
  • justice
  • temperance
  • courage
  • faith
  • hope
  • charity
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Should keep sins for domino/windows servers and virtues for *nix servers :) – camflan Nov 6 '08 at 21:32
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I use Shakespeare characters who eventually die.

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I suppose that gives you a larger set of names then the set of Shakespeare characters that don't die? – tloach Nov 5 '08 at 14:00
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If you (like me) remember only Romeo and Juliet, here's the way to learn about Shakespeare's drama for people with very short attention span: bbc.co.uk/drama/shakespeare/60secondshakespeare/… – splattne Nov 5 '08 at 15:34
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Well, presumably, ALL of Shakespeare's characters die eventually, unless they're immortal. Oh, you meant "die during the play." Nevermind. – dirtside Feb 4 '09 at 4:29
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The most common name for a computer used to be elvis. This is because there was a tool which checked whether a computer was on-line, and when it was, it'd say "COMPUTERNAME is alive."

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good old 'ping elvis' command, still works on Solaris (at least the Nexenta boxes in my house)... – Redbeard 0x0A Nov 4 '08 at 19:37
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Alternate name: "Tupac" – perimosocordiae Nov 4 '08 at 19:59
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When I worked at Bellcore, the network servers all had names that matched *day. Sunday-Saturday were obvious. When they needed more servers, they added Payday, Faraday, and Oneaday.

One group used something akin to rejected names for the seven dwarfs (Grubby, Sleazy, Gropey...)

When they got a few brand spanking new NeXT boxes, they were named after polymers since there were like nothing else (Nylon, Rayon, Orlon, Dacron, Polyester).

There were some cartoon character names used for Sun workstations. This unfortunately led to some awkward conversations outside of work:

BC Worker: My Sun died this week.

Non-tech person: Oh! I'm so very sorry!

BC Worker: It's OK, I'm going to get another one and name him Bullwinkle.

Non-tech person: !!!

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lol, love the convo – Ben Daniel Feb 27 '09 at 7:17
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I had a classmate back in college who had a sun server that he wanted to get rid of. On a number of occasions I heard with mixed audiences, "Well, once I sell my Sun, I'll be able to buy a new laptop..." – tylerl Nov 25 '09 at 20:37
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For a time, I used names of girls in famous songs:

  • Layla
  • Roxanne
  • Jenny
  • Amanda
  • Maggie Mae
  • Allison
  • Rhonda
  • Jessie
  • Ruby
  • Lucy
  • Billy Jean (not my server)
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Oh, Mandy... You came and you gave without taking... But I throttled your bandwidth, Oh, Maan-deh - can you log me and stop me from crashing... Cause I need you today... – John Dunagan Nov 4 '08 at 18:55
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Wake up, little Suzy. Don't make me call the colo. – Robert Rossney Nov 4 '08 at 19:24
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Billy Jean, is not my server... – Ross Anderson Nov 7 '08 at 11:27
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Rooooxaaaaanne... you don't have to turn on your red light – Leonardo Oct 15 '09 at 2:24
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Jenny / 86.75.30.9 – Agos May 5 at 14:40
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We have a plan to change our build server to be "Bob the builder".

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Can we fix it? Yes we can! :D – tommieb75 Nov 30 '09 at 1:44
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a, b, c, d, ...
:)

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Hey, there are city streets named A, B, C, D... it's perfectly practical up to 26 iterations. It's even ideal for DNS bandwidth optimization. :) – spoulson Nov 5 '08 at 12:43
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They're actually used in A.root-servers.net, B.root-servers.net, C.root-servers.net, ..., M.root-servers.net :) – Arie K Jul 27 '09 at 3:35
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All of our servers follow a pattern of outmoded women's names.

  • Thelma
  • Ethel
  • Maude
  • Myrtle
  • Agnes

Additional suggestions? I'd love to hear them.

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All your bases are belong to my grandmother! – Ali A Nov 4 '08 at 17:56
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We had a cat once called Lady Sarah Montmorency Marjoriebanks Cholomondeley-Jones – ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Nov 4 '08 at 22:56
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What happens when you hire someone with that name! – Albert Dec 4 '08 at 20:38
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Dolores. Apparently, it went out of fashion in the 1950s after the publication of a certain book. – Gaurav Feb 4 '09 at 10:01
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is Hatshepsut outdated enough? – icelava Jul 29 '09 at 5:58
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I like systems that have a natural number-to-naming relationship, like the periodic table. Lots of cool names, and you can figure out IP addresses even when DNS is down (if you remember your chemistry).

There are other lists that work this way (50 states, US presidents, etc.), but the names aren't as cool.

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But if you order them alphabetically, everything has a number-to-naming relationship. – sdfx Feb 3 '09 at 13:33
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My university compsci lab had three unix boxes named Godel, Escher, & Bach.

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There's a recursion joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. – Bill the Lizard Nov 4 '08 at 18:42
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It's a paradox recursion joke. The joke is that there is no joke. – Peter Wone Nov 4 '08 at 21:41
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Probably it's a reference to a wonderful book by Hofstadter. – elementai Jul 29 '09 at 10:57
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at one job we had a major client who was a liquor distributor, and one of the managers was a drinker who would have a scotch or three every day at 5. So I named his workstation 'scotch'. As time went on we ended up with

  • vodka
  • scotch
  • whisky
  • rhum
  • tequila
  • bourbon
  • vermouth
  • brandy
  • cognac

It was a boozy time.

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oooo.... job lust – quack quixote Nov 3 '09 at 20:42
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I name my servers after the Muppets.

  • Fozzie
  • Kermit
  • Gonzo
  • Statler
  • Waldorf
  • Piggy
  • Rowlf
  • Rizzo
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You must manage Windows servers :P – Dan Moulding Jun 3 '09 at 2:54
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You can use the Phonetic alphabet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet

That way you can say "Charlie is down" or "Alpha has some problems with its disk"

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hehe "Tango is ringo on diskspace, I repeat..." – tobsen Feb 4 '09 at 21:12
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and you can use cnames with a, b, c, etc to save on typing. – pkaeding Nov 3 '09 at 20:28
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Be careful when talking about some of them in series though, "Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot are all experiencing high...what are you laughing about?" – maik Jan 26 at 17:15
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Being in Scotland one company I used to work for used to use Lochs for unix servers and rivers for Windows servers. They had a list of all such in the country which was of a pretty usable length and all worked fine until one day I dropped in a new server and got told it would be called

THE

Which apparently is a sea loch in Shetland. The computer manager in charge was particularly aspergerish and couldn't see what was wrong with it - although after a month of referring to the The server he was finally convinced that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.

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reminds me of: Dude, what does my tattoo say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? – danio Nov 24 '08 at 16:27
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Isn't that pronounced like "tea"? If so, it would only be a problem in writing (where you can use <i>italics</i> or <ul>underlining</ul> or something to make it clear. – Richard Gadsden Aug 3 '09 at 7:57
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One place I used to work used Star Wars characters (there are thousands). It was a large company and so there was some initial competition over who got DARTH_VADER (the CEO), and DARTH_MAUL (the CFO) but eventually it settled down. When the time came to name the crash and burn test server which would get every evil piece of hackery thrown at it and need continuous rebuilding there was only one possible answer: JAR_JAR.

Happy days...

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A LARGE company let you do this... that's pretty cool. Initially, we started out with Server names like Area51 and Roswell... but ran out of secret locations. – Atomiton Nov 20 '08 at 3:29
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Atomiton, of course you did, they are secret, after all :) – Svante Nov 29 '08 at 19:42
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I use George Carlin's naughty words.

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Must be on the home network, eh? – romandas Jan 23 '09 at 9:00
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The AI entities from Deus Ex: Daedalus, Icarus, Helios, and Morpheus.

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God I loved this game. Still have it lying around somewhere, I guess it's time fore a revival... :-D – Tomalak Nov 4 '08 at 18:35
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All of those are from Greek mythology. – Bill the Lizard Nov 6 '08 at 14:54
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Vogon

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Now that's poetic! :) – Chris Noe Nov 7 '08 at 17:32
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Just logon to vogon. – Jonathan Parker Jul 29 '09 at 3:11
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Futurama characters. Fry, Leela, Zoidberg, Hermes, Farnsworth, Scruffy. sniff Scruffy believes in this company.

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