Six word memoir: Six words? Concise! Need three more!
Not helpful? How about this: Software Engineer, playing my part as a tiny cog in a massive machine (Oracle). I installed Perl v2 on a VAX, first installed Linux v.99, and set up my web page in 1993. My Second Life avatar is an old man for a reason!
Did IT in the early days, and have been doing Software Configuration Management since: mainly ClearCase and Subversion, but also dabbling in Mercurial, GIT, Perforce, and some older systems I don't like using.