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var me = {
    about: {
        Name: 'Shawn Holman',
        age: Math.floor((Math.cos(Math.sin(Math.PI) * Math.PI)) + (2 * Math.abs(Math.tan(30)))),
        languages: {
            computer: ['JavaScript', 'Little PHP'],
            verbal: ['English', 'German']
        }
    },
    mainBio: function() {
        return "Hi! I'm Shawn, a " + me.about.age + " year old developer. I started developing about " + ((me.about.age + 1) - me.about.age) + " year ago and still love it today. I mainly work with jQuery " + me.about.languages.computer[0] + " but sometimes I do a little work with " + (me.about.languages.computer[1].substr(7, 3)) + ". I come from " + (me.about.languages.verbal[1] + "y") + " but I moved over to the usa a few times (we went about and forth). Now I speak both " + me.about.languages.verbal[0] + " and " + me.about.languages.verbal[1] + "."
    }
};
return me.mainBio()​;​