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When I am coding with Ruby on Rails, I am a dwarf perched on the shoulders of giants.

A man with vengeance in his heart should dig two graves; one for his enemy and one for himself. Jonah Hex

The tranquility of my heart is demonstrated in my modest silence and economical speech. St. Hildegard of Bingen. If silence was a sign of a tranquil heart, your carotid would have blown like a cheap balloon years ago. Trout to Agnes in Agnes by Tony Cochran.

Rules: Ain't none. Never was none. Ain't gonna be none.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with. Henry S. Haskins

It does me no injury for my neighbors to say there are 20 gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my legs. Thomas Jefferson

Adding manpower to a late project makes it later. ...and... Take no small slips. Brooks's Law

Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't. Mark Twain.. I live hanging onto that tail for dear life... Richard Rodgers.

God, grant me the courage to change the things I cannot accept, the serenity to accept the things I've changed, and the wisdom to know I'm different. The Genius Prayer, Pearls Before Swine

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan

The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are so often misattributed. Abraham Lincoln.

I don't plan my day because the word premeditated will get brought up in the courtroom.

A problem well stated is a problem half solved. Charles F. Kettering.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Winston Churchill.

Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Groucho Marx

You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious. Ron Burns.

I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. Leo Szilard.

Dogs do dog things. Ken Romes. Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. Robert Heinlein

When you lie down with dogs, you get fleas. Pickles by Brian Crane

You'll never amount to anything because you procrastinate! Oh yeah? Just you wait!!! Pickles by Brian Crane

Ding! Dong! Tim Conway Jr.

Let's discuss... Richard Rodgers

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