Professional UNIX/Linux and network admin/architect/engineer/whatever-is-legal-to-call-myself-where-I-live-when-I-design-and-manage-networks, and all around supergeek. I like to help and spread my significant knowledge where I can. If you ask good questions, I'll give you good answers. And sometimes I'm just stumped too.
I do some other stuff on the side, like make music using bass/drums/keyboards/open-source tools, and study astrophysics, because whoa, dude, the universe is cool.