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bio website limepepper.co.uk
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I spend my professional time working with Linux server technologies.

I previously obtained an RHCE, and studied Computing and Statistics for an undergraduate degree and am currently working through a Medicinal Chemistry MSc.

Have made some minor contributions to some open-source projects on github; https://github.com/tolland

and maintain a terrible ranty, unresearched speculation blog on blogspot.co.uk; http://take-your-vitamins.blogspot.com/

None of this is fit for human consumption.


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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
@HopelessN00b funny, I got this email today ..."Now please don’t use me as the source as I don’t want to get into trouble at work as they have an IT guy who seems to think it’s great so I don’t want to tread on anyone’s toes.", so they are not even raising tickets, because they don't want to contradict the local guys. So the users are not even raising tickets for the issues.
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
No, I get one chance to install some agent by a local tech guy, which won't have any remote access to send logs, and I can ask someone to collect the results a week later. (see the updated question for my "space shuttle" metaphor for how I can do this)
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
ok, so tomorrow I'm going to sit there with a windows box and try and make it hang, and record the metrics off performance monitor to see what values are associated with "unresponsiveness" and report back ;-)
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
If I could detect the "unresponsiveness", I could write a VBs script to copy the relevant logs off the event logs and make a log file which could be collected by a local tech.
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
Think of it like the space shuttle. Once the thing is launched, that is it. Its launched and you are stuck with what is installed. So there is no remote management of the machines that I have access to, and I can't sit and look at logs. All the cases would have to be worked out before.
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
So I don't have access to the machines, and I doubt they would be letting some random techie from a sub-contractors sub-contractor take arbitrary data off the machine...
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
Ideally, I'd like to start by detecting the "unresponsive state", then I can work back from that, by pulling the metrics you mention... say leading up to the "hang", ie is IO increasing, CPU, some app started etc... At the moment as you mention there are too many variables to track, so I need to slim it it down.
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comment I am looking for a tool to measure or detect “unresponsiveness” of a desktop PC
unfortunately I don't have access to any of that. The best I can hope for is an app to run on the box taking metrics.