I'm a married father of four, a .NET developer, and I coauthored HarnessIt, the first attribute-based unit testing framework for .NET. I did other stuff, too. I'm also #SOreadytohelp.
I loved hacking the Twitter APIs, and I still exist as @arcain on there, but I don't really get a chance to work on Twitter things much anymore.
Finally, if I could make a sandwich out of C# and SQL Server, that's what I'd eat all the time (except for pie.)