I graduated from high school with no goals in life. I went to college in San Bernardino where I started as an art major. I quickly realized art wasn't for me when I could not create a proper color wheel. I decided I go where all listless and ambitionless folks go. I became a theatre major. I grew, I made lifelong friendships, I graduated, I stopped contacting my friends. After graduating with a BA in theatre (with no goals in life) I took the next logical step and got a job outside the realm of theatre. I became an IT guy and software developer. I now live in the San Diego area with my opera singin' wife. We're raising two sons, whom everyone thinks are simply precious. I moonlight with a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. The men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the San Diego underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire us.