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Jonathan enjoys building large-scale, distributed systems that crash and burn when being deployed into production. He prefers NoSQL over relational databases and can refactor like a mad banshee.
He loves programming, so much so that he dreams in C# and has nightmares about legacy code. He wears Transformers pajamas and thinks women are too much like Visual Source Safe—holding your precious code for ransom.
A few years ago, he staged a full-scale coup d'état and burned down the ivory tower where the software architects lived. Then, he sang and frolicked and danced about with the rest of the lowly software developers.
When he’s angry, he mumbles to himself and types more loudly on his keyboard. When he’s happy he mumbles to himself and types loudly on his keyboard as well.
You can read more about his blathering and rants on his blog: http://jonathan-oliver.blogspot.com/
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