If you want to pay me to help solve a Linux/Unix related issue then I'm open to projects/problem solving on a short-term basis.
Contact me: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org
I agree entirely with the sentiments expressed by @yoonix if you do nothing else today read and reflect on what he has to say for it is truth,
Everybody has to start somewhere. Why does that somewhere always have to be here?
It's clear that nary a single person reads anything here on their first visit beyond 'serverfault' (hey, I have a server! That's the place for me!#@) or even the 'post your question' button. Several times daily one has to ask 'what's your question?'.
I'm insulted by this.