- I can't use openjdk because it doesn't have native .jpg support.
- I can't use
sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre sun-java6-pluginany more because apparently those have been pulled.
- JRE version 7 works, but the only way I've found to get it is to accept the terms of service ON THEIR WEBSITE and I need to install Java ON MY SERVER where I only have command line access.
Throw me a fricken bone here Java!
It just dawned on me that I can download the .tar.gz on my desktop computer and scp it over to the server. Who put me in charge?!