Max Muster
G C G
Well I've been a bachelor all my life
D
I thought the time had come to take a wife
C G Em
So I moved to the city to find myself a mate
A7 D7
But I get all confused when I start looking for a date
G C G
Oh I can't tell the boys from the girls
D
And friends it's really messing up my world
C G
They all wear long hair and bouncy curls
D G
And I can't tell the boys from the girls
C G
I walked in a picture show and found a seat
D
This pretty little thing sat down in front of me
C G Em
I leaned over and asked her if she'd like some company
A7 D7
But I nearly died when she turned out to be a he
Repeat #2
C G
I'm going to leave this city and go home
D
I guess I'll stay single from now on
C G Em
But I won't make the same mistake by coming here again
A7 D7
Cause I can't tell difference between the hers and hims
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