About me

• Proficient Multi-tasker

  

• Full-Stack, Pro-Noob Developer
  

  

• Best Practicer Wannabe
  

  

• I can draw several red lines
  

• I never forget to put the cover sheet on my TPS reports
  

<sup>And if perchance I have offended, Think but this and all is mended:
We'd as well be 10 minutes back in time, For all the chance you’ll change your mind.
- Tim Minchin, “Storm”

We are our memory - we are that chimerical museum of shifting shapes, that pile of broken mirrors.
- Jorge Luis Borges, “Cambridge”

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
- Robert Lee Frost, “The Road Not Taken”

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.
- Chuck Palahniuk, “Lullaby”

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
- Benjamin Franklin</sup>

Disclaimer

• I see P͊̽̅A͇͌T͊̽̅T͇͌E͊̽̅R͇͌N͊̽̅S͇͌ in the Ņ̨̱̹̭̯̲̖ͧ̾ͬ͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜O̴̡̳̯͍̭̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎ͮ͏̮̪̝͍ͩ͝I̴̧̨̟̟͙̞͇̹̺̱̹̭̯͌ͧ̾ͬͅS̴̡̲̖̳̯͍̭͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜E̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎ͮ͏̮̪̝͍͝ ... ಠ_ಠ